Stranded!

So, go back and listen to the Branded! theme, but put in these words from my very puerile childhood:

Stranded!
Stranded on the toilet bowl!
What do you do when you're stranded,
And you don't have a roll?

To prove you're a man
You must wipe it with your hand!
But--Beware (Mister Man)
Of your hand!

Hey, look, when you're eight, that's about as funny as it gets.