A Few Photos For Today

1) Upon arrival at school this AM, we found this banner had been put up:


It reads something like: "Seoul City International Exchange and English Education Leadng School Designation". The "International Exchange" thing has to do with our school forming a "sister relationship" with a school in Singapore. The "English Education" thing, obviously, is all about me.

Well, maybe not, but I am told to expect visitors or observers in my classroom more frequently. I say what I always say: "Bring 'em on, but tell 'em they can't make too much noise."

2) Following up on a post from our mutual friend Literaryhero, I took a snap of some of the plants I keep in my classroom at school. One thing I miss about 150 Boone is the growing of green things, if not the cutting of grass. So I have over time turned the classroom into a little hothouse--I started with two or three, and now have eight different plants. I added the one far right to the collection a few days ago when one of the boys who clean my classroom every morning knocked over and broke one of the planters.


The plant was fine, but I had to buy a new pot--the yellow one far left in the photo--and picked up a new plant while I was at it. I do think the classroom is at its limit now, though.

3) For most of the last year, I have been watering my plants using a coffee cup. A few weeks ago, I saw this item at Daiso and I screamed in my head: "Why didn't I invent this? It's pure genius--cheap, simple and practical!"


Its name is fairly Konglishy, "Spray & Watering Pot", though it's not a pot. Underneath that, it says: Shall we travel together into the fresh nature? I wish I return to the nature.

It's Beginning To Look About As Much Like Christmas As It's Going To Look

Back in the States, Santa Claus and his Elves start to come out of hiding a bit before Halloween, and Christmas accoutrement have taken over the public square completely by the day after Thanksgiving.

Christmas Day is a legal holiday in Korea, but without most of the fanfare that proceeds it at home. Some stores will put up a small tree or a wreath, but some will not. Cakes are a big part of the Korean Christmas, so it makes sense bakeries have a little more elaborate window-dressing (Tous les Jours in my building):


My E-Mart has put up its Christmas decorations, consisting of lights strung through the trees:


... ceiling hangers, spaced throughout the store, with this year's theme:


... occasional small-scale displays to remind sharp-eyed shoppers of the season:




... and the obligatory gingerbread house scene in the bakery dept:


There is a small selection of live trees and decorations in the floral dept:


But most of the gewgaws are pretty similar to the standard ones you'll find in America, except for the 290,000 W tree (about USD 250) on the left, which has a little pump and spinner to create a snowfall of styro pellets over the tree. A collector umbrella underneath funnels the pellets back to the pump. It was out of order when I visited today, not a hopeful sign.




From now until next Tuesday we have final exams at school. I have to show up for about 2 1/2 hours. That is followed by about two more weeks of classes, for some reason. I'm going to show How the Grinch Stole Christmas one week, then do a lesson on New Year's resolutions.

At Daiso--the five-and-dime store--I bought this little thing for 1,000 W and hung it as a wreath on my apartment door. Cute.

Tuttle Wins!

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away ... there was this thing called the "five-and-dime." The five-and-dime, which later became the 5-10-25-cent-store due to this other thing called inflation (apparently invented by adults), and finally disappeared entirely, was every child's favorite store when I was growing up. This was about one million years before Chuck E. Cheese was a glimmer in Mr. Cheese's eye.

Oh, sure, they had china gravy boats and plastic flowers to occupy your Mom while you browsed the shelves, but the five-and-dime was cheap toy Nirvana for small boys of my generation--from marbles to cork-and-string pop guns to weighty sacks of rock sugar candy to monster fangs so you could scare your little sister, the five-and-dime had it all. They probably had dolls and junk like that for little sisters, but I don't remember.

Anyway, Korea has pretty much the same thing nowadays, and if 1,000 won sounds like a lot, it's probably about what a nickel was back in the day. There is a chain called "Daiso" which I am reliably informed translates to something like "It's All Here!" which is loaded with imported crap at low prices (no, the irony is not lost on me at all) including china panchan dishes and plastic flowers. In fact, there are several such franchises, loaded with cheap goods at cheap prices--and thereby hangs the tale of how I won.

Not just how I won, but what the competition was in the first place.

Setting the scene: I met up with Andy, Greg and Greg's pal Mark (from Oxford--not that that makes him smarter than anyone else, it's just where he's from) in Bongcheon for the lamb kebab thing. Well, that was wonderful, as usual, but our makkuli bar for afters was closed, as not usual. Possibly something to do with the Chuseok holiday and such.

Since the makkuli place is closed, we wander the streets aimlessly and eventually end up drinking "somaek"--maekchu (beer) mixed with soju (soju)--in a sidewalk cafe in Seouldae. No problem. I'm not sure how this got started, but Mark gave Greg a W1,000 note (about 85 cents) and challenged him to go to the five and dime across the street and find the coolest/strangest/neatest thing for that price.

I gather this is a game they've played before--and I wish I had thought of it. I have played something similar involving mixed drinks but I wish I hadn't thought of that. So Greg comes back a while later bearing a package with what turns out to be a set of 4 magnetic chip bag clips shaped like carrots. This is going to be hard to beat.

In Mark's turn, he brings back a pair of AA batteries. He might have gotten a charge out of it, but we thought it was lame. The store, meanwhile, looks like it's about to close, so Andy takes a wagered 1,000 won note and races in ... and returns bearing a huge pink comb with little golden flowers.

Well, the store looks like it's closing, and I'm ready to declare Greg the winner with his carrot bag clips (did I mention they are magnetic? Oh, and there's one for each of us?) BUT someone gives me a 1,000 won note and I duck into the store while the owner is winding in the awning and his wife is cashing out the till.

I won't give away my secret here, but I remember being a small boy so I knew where to find something cool/strange/neat. I emerged about three minutes after I went in carrying what turned out to be the winning item!

Forgive me for not providing a photo, but none of us thought to bring a real camera. For W1,000 I got a magic set with four tricks inside: hidden ball, cut and restore cigarette, interlocking metal shapes (which we never got unlocked), and some mentalist thing involving some 3 cm square cards with a lot of numbers. There were actually two other magic trick sets (each for only W1,000) but I only needed the one to win!