Korea (To the Tune of Maria)

So click on the video from West Side Story and sing the lyrics below instead. Okay, ready? Go!

Korea.
The most intriguing place you'll ever see:
Korea, Korea, Korea, Korea...
Almost every single meal that you eat will include kimchi:
Korea, Korea, Korea, Korea...

Korea,
I live in a land called Korea,
Where Samsung is a brand,
And Wonder Girls a band ... I think!

Korea,
If you ever come here I'll see ya,
Land of the Morning Calm,
Where soju is a bomb ... you drink!

Korea!
Hyundai cars are the best thing rolling,
English teachers are coming and going,

Korea,
I'll never stop knowing Korea!

Korea, Korea, Korea...
[etc]

LG phones are well-known for ringing,
Noraebang are where people go singing,

Korea,
Don't ever stop being Korea!

The most mountainous peninsula in the world,
Korea!