Rainstorms in Jangma and students who'll listen,
Sour Chinese cabbage and pa dalk fried chicken,
Dour old ajumma with long apron strings,
This is a list of my Korean things.
Well-paid tutorials and pink-tinted poodles,
Hwe-shik and mouse-click and doncass with noodles,
Bosses that act just like they're Deng Xiaopings,
This is a list of my Korean things.
Girls in white uniforms with plaid pleated fashions,
Itaewon losers who pretend that they're captains,
PC bang perverts who play with their dings,
This is a list of my Korean things.
When the kim-bap,
When the pay drop
'Cause there's no union shop--
I simply discard all my Korean things,
And then I fly home non-stop.
NB: This is just for fun. I got my new contract today, and my pay did not drop--in fact I got a raise. Therefore, I won't be flying home non-stop in August, but to Bali for a brief vacation. Stay tuned for more.
8 comments:
Nice one! if you need any recommendations for Bali, let me know! I loved Bali, but if you stay in Kuta the whole time, you'll be miserable. I went to Nusa Lembongan and Ubud... Nusa Lembongan was fabulous and Ubud was touristy, but nice too. I'm sure other places are great too.
You've been drinking again...
GB: I was celebrating!
J-A: I'd love your thoughts: I'm going to Ubud, and a few days in Seminyak, and don't know where else ...?
Also, I have been unable to comment on your blog lately, I get caught in a never-ending loop to verify my account.
If those lyrics weren't so nice, and I wasn't so happy for your contract renewal, I would point out just how wrong the Sound of Music is, and how gay you are for being a showtune geek. Just the blond lady's haircut -- I've had enough!
Congrats. See you in Bali! Bring some of dat cat milk stuff.
Very amusing~!
Sweet on the contract..
C- on the doggerel.;-p
Oi! Charles, C+ you mean! "When the kim-bap" is really good! Also, I hope you noticed that doncass is actually the SAME THING as schnitzel!
Don't leave your daytime job - haha
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