I Still Love Those Guys ...

... The Beatles are over, but John, Paul, George and Ringo go on.
--John Lennon, interview for Playboy Magazine, conducted September 8-28, 1980.

John Lennon was murdered on December 8, 1980. God, twenty-eight years ago.


RIP.

Gateman--Not the Superhero, But Still Pretty Cool

I've been meaning to create this post for a while, and I finally took the one minute needed to shoot the video below. And the fifteen for Youtube to process it.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.--Sir Arthur C. Clarke

Case in point, my flat's "entry system" or, um, lock. As you can see, it's keyless, at least in the traditional sense. You can apparently activate it by keypad code, or telephone code, or by using what seems to be a watch battery glued to a stick.


While I'm at it, let me include another of my favorite Clarke quotes:

The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion.

Let It Snow

Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the ondol's so delightful,
And since there's no place like Seoul:
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

And so it has, with a quarter-inch coating this morning which had sublimed by lunchtime; then it started up again before dark, leaving another quarter-inch so far (here in Gangseo-gu, anyway). Here's a photo from MaeHwa Park next to the officetel:


Don't worry about me, though. In addition to the ondol (Korean warm-water floor heating, in case you missed it), and the Bailey's, I also bought a bottle of Chivas Regal

My lesson this week (actually, the next two weeks due to the interruption from final exams) will be on Christmas carols, our own festive classroom noraebang. With help from EFLClassroom, I have a PPT of Christmas carols w/lyrics, and some good links. And a felt Santa hat for $2.50 from E-Mart-uh.

This post comes with complimentary video. You'd think it's Dean Martin or Al Martino doing certain weather-related crooning, but you'd be wrong:

Frigid Friday

Nanun, pi-con-hayo. Me, I'm tired.

My Friday classes are usually pretty interested and compliant--something I count on--but today they were on the rowdy side. I had a long--for me--session in the fitness center, and my left calf got really really sore (which is what happens when I go two days in a row), then I just had time to shower up before Hwang took me to the LG store to get a new phone.

My present phone really sucks, as it eats double minutes, is fairly bulky, and lots of folks claim they can never reach me. Well, first, we drive right past the brand new LG superstore and go to a dinky little LG store. After an hour figuring out the plan I wanted, the phone I wanted and getting my passport, alien registration, bank card, etc entered, they finally realize they can't set up an account--my bank account was opened on my passport rather than my ARC. So I leave the store empty-handed.

We get back to Hwang's car, which he parked on the side of the main road with the emergency blinkers on, only to find he got a ticket. Though I walk past a dozen improperly parked cars every day, this is the first citation I've seen since I got here.

So we go over to his place for some chicken take-away, pizza delivery and beer. The chicken is from a place called "Good Fried Chicken" and the pizza is "Mister Pizza". Both were good, mister. The beer he bought was OB, kinda strange since he's a Cass man. Me? I take a tip from Andy and buy whichever brand has the free packet of beer nuts looped on the neck.

Afterwards, I walk home. Here is where I point out how cold it has turned, overnight. Earlier this week it was moderately cold, highs in the low fifties, lows in the low-to-mid thirties. This morning, when I left for achool, the temp. was 14 F and felt like 1 F, thanks to wind chill. The warmest temp. today was about par with the coldest of yesterday--26 F. Right now it's 13 with the WCF at -1 F. It's as if the city of Seoul just walked into a giant meat freezer.

I think tomorrow I'm going to buy coffee makings and a bottle of Baileys and get nice and toasty.

Ondol Heating and Santa Claus

Ondol is warm water radiant floor heating (a recent innovation on This Old House) that has been warming Korean homes for centuries. Since it is the primary mode for winter-time climate control, fireplaces and chimneys are notably absent from the Korean landscape.

So, I asked my coworkers today, how does Santa get in to leave the presents under the tree? Of course, first I had to make sure that Santa was part of Christmas in Korea, which he is. Small children here, as in much of the world, believe that the Jolly Old Fellow flies on a sleigh pulled by reindeer, delivering gifts to good little girls and boys. They ask their parents to tell him what they want for Christmas, rather than visiting him in the mall and sitting on his lap.



The answer seems to be, Through the door. At least he won't get stuck!

In related news, Koreans are not visited by the Tooth Fairy. Instead, children who lose a baby tooth take it outside and *throw it over the roof of the house*. A sparrow is supposed to come along and catch the tooth in its beak, then carry it away. However, it doesn't leave any money behind.

On the other side of the crosswalk ...

... as I go home each day is a pojang-macha, street vendor cart.


Inside it sits a halmoni, grandmother.


She is selling boo-eung uh pang, literally fish bread. Here you can see a school of fish bread all lined up. She sells them three for 1,000 won.


The sign on her cart says something like "so mun nan, ing-eh odeng, ing-eh pang." I know that "odeng" is desiccated, reconstituted fish loaf food product (kind of marine SPAM), and "pang" is bread--young Mr Lee tells me that pang is from the French for bread, "pain". I don't know if that's true. You would think the Koreans had their own word for bread before the French came along.

What I really like about the sign is the come-on from that alluring fish-chef. Another potential submission for the suicide food webpage. But not really, since it turns out there is absolutely no fish in boo-eung uh pang. Take one of these golden brown, toasty-warm pastries into your hand ...


... and bite off its head.


Inside, no, that's not fish guts, it's sweet red bean paste. Yummy! Why is it shaped like a fish if there's no fish inside? I don't know. Mr Lee tells me it's one of many Korean puns, but can't explain it. Another teacher suggested it might have originally been filled with fish, but somewhere along the line the filling changed and it stuck. If you have a better theory, drop it off by clicking the comment link just below.

Never Leave Before the Final Whistle

I went to Sangam today to watch the K-League semi-final between FC Seoul (who I rooted for, of course) and Ulsan Hyundai Horang-i. Horang-i is the Korean for Tiger, which explains the stripes on the uniform, but not the fact that they're powder blue.

OTOH, FC Seoul have a fetching red and black scheme with gold piping but no discernable mascot. Their logo is a soccer ball that appears to be on fire. And the weather was cold. Brrrr cold. You could have burned a soccer ball to keep warm. Or at least the guy next to me could have, since he caught one of the promo balls the players kicked into the stands when the official warm-up began. Signed by the team and everything!

I paid 20,000 W for a seat (that's $15 these days) at midfield in the sixth row. Right behind the home bench. Amazing. For a playoff game, at that!




Anyway, the game was quite exciting, with FC Seoul controlling the first half and scoring about 20 minutes in; Ulsan picked up the pace and responded about the same point in the second half. Right after halftime, a Seoul player was stretchered off, only return at the next substitution opportunity. A 1 - 1 tie at the end of regulation resulted. Uh-oh, a repeat of the pair of ties during their regular season matches loomed.





However, one good feature of the K-League playoffs is a 30 minute fulltime extra period before advancing to a PK shootout. I hate PK shootouts. Probably because I've only ever won one. And a half-hour is a good, long time to determine who wants it more. Anyway ...

FC Seoul scored about 3 minutes into the OT and held the lead until they switched sides. The Tigers scored to tie it up again, but Seoul took the lead back 1:00 later with a throw-in play I totally saw coming, and would have filmed if I had batteries left. Throwin-backheel-cross-header. 3 - 2. Red and black scores again to make it 4 - 2. Seoul will play Suwon Bluewings in two-legged final to determine the Korean champions. To recap: first 90:00, 2 goals; last 30:00, 4 goals. Never leave a soccer game before the final whistle.

Happy Thanksgiving/Birthday

Today a small group of us gathered at the restaurant of the Somerset Hotel in Jongro-gu (a ritzy area, the financial district, very near Insa-dong, and right next door to the comfort women protest site). It was Thanksgiving Dinner, a big, well-cooked turkey with gravy and dressing, and all the fixings: corn, green beans, mashed potatoes--and they didn't skimp on the butter.


Above is a shot of the group at the beginning of dinner; below, the chef carving the turkey, and the hotel courtyard lighted for Christmas.


Even though there was a little unpleasantness surrounding the tab, we had a fine evening of food and fellowship. I had planned to point out towards the end that today was my birthday, and maybe get a toast--but it didn't quite work out. Oh well. Happy birthday to me.

A Nation of Singers

My starter this week (the lesson is part II of the movies lesson plan at bogglesworldesl.com) is to play YouTube clips or describe the top 6 "most famous" movie quotes, according to AFI. And see if anyone can identify the movie.

It's very hit or miss: not one class has recognized the ending of Gone with the Wind; my Brando impression with "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" usually gets a hit, especially if I mention he's a mafia don; they've never heard of On the Waterfront, even if it's Brando with two of the top three quotes.

#4 is Judy Garland saying, "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." I briefly set up the scene, and sing a couple lines of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow". Almost every class starts singing along. Even though many of them don't know the movie it's from.

We're definitely going to do some singing soon. Christmas carols, maybe?

A Measure of Progress

I know maybe a hundred words in Korean, and can sound out just about anything written in hangeul. I can now determine whether the soccer game is between Ah-suh-nul and Man-cheh-suh-tuh see-tee or Mah-nah-cho and Nee-suh. It was very satisfying when I was able to recognize a samgyupsal restaurant for the first time by reading the name.

Of course, the difference between reading the characters and understanding the language is the difference between humming the tune and singing the lyrics.

Today at lunch, I wanted some napkins (hu-gee). In Korea, the table napkins are these single ply jobbies about 2" X 5". It takes three or four to actually do anything. They come in a box (tung) which can be passed around.

I waited until Miss Cho was talking to Mr Oh, leaned across to her and said, "Hu-gee tung, chuh-say-yo." Wordlessly, she reached for the box and passed it to me.

Then she did a double-take. I smiled with satisfaction.

Bonus Photographs:
--from the cart ramp/escalator at Home Plus, opposite sides of the same sign.

Something I Miss

Today is a half-day at my old school, before Thanksgiving Break begins. Call me a sentimental old fool--Hush! it's just an expression--but the time starting this week and going through New Year's Day is my favorite time of year. It's not the faculty lounge piled with food, the little gifts left on a teacher's desk, the smiles on little kids' cake-smudged faces, the dinner table invisible under the clutter of turkey and Diane's oyster dressing, Marti Lawson's cranberry-apple bake, pear halves, Dad's pecan pies, and all that other stuff.

So, okay, it is all that. But, also, it's Santa riding a Norelco shaver down a snow bank, ads for the latest Chia pet creations, Muzak Christmas carols in every store, rampant Rockwell imagery (Norman, not the "Somebody's Watching Me" guy), the scent of evergreen at every turn, 24 straight hours of Ralphie and the Red Ryder B-B gun (you know, the official, carbine-action 200 shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time) on TNT ... the cultural crap that is the baggage which arrives with the Holiday season.

I'll miss it.

K-League Playoffs

The K-League has an unusual playoff system, the fist round of which was played on Saturday and today. In this round, third place hosts sixth (Pohang Steelers and Ulsan Horang-i, or Tigers) while fourth place hosts fifth (Seongnam Ilwha Chunma vs. Jeonbuk Hyundai Motors).

Both games were hard-fought, going into an extra thirty minute period, and both games were upsets--Ulsan beat higher ranking Pohang, last year's league champs, in a shoot-out after going scoreless through 120 minutes. Jeonbuk and Seongnam were tied at the end of regulation after exchanging goals in the 29th and 30th minutes. Jeonbuk went ahead on a goal by Brazilian Luiz near the end. It's Big Five wherever you look!

So in the next round, Ulsan will play Jeonbuk on Wednesday. Then, the winner of that game plays 2nd place FC Seoul in a one game semifinal. The winner of that game will play Suwon Samsung Bluewings in a two-legged final. I will plan to go to one of the FC Seoul matches, if I can figure out date and time.

Friday Night in the World's #2 Agglomeration

And what did I do? I went over to Hwang's house and talked about books with his 10-year-old daughter. She is currently reading a bio of Obama. That was followed by floor baseball with his 8 y.o. son. I added sound effects and little drama--blowing out my shoulder and having to replace myself with myself as a rightie, etc--but he managed to beat me. The score was 2 - 2 in the bottom of the ninth, two outs, two strikes and a man on third. The pitch, the swing, the ball sails just past my outstretched hand ... a double to drive in the winning run. Did I mention the kid is crazy about baseball?

Somewhere in there was beer and samgyupsal, so it was all good.

Two Funny Things ... and Snow

First of all, I must confess it has been a sort of hobby of mine making up the names of exotic dancers by altering the names of famous actresses, ever since I was in a production of 'Guys and Dolls' and helped one of the Hot Box Girls name herself Ursula Undress (from Ursula Andress, Swiss sexpot and one of the original Bond girls). Today, one of the students helped me out.

Recall, dear reader, that this week's lesson is about the movies--students will make clues from a movie's genre, actors, setting, etc., and the rest of the group will try to determine the movie in question. Misspellings of names here are sometimes humorous, but usually unremarkable. However, one of the female stars of 'Mama Mia' was rendered as Merry Strip. Score!

The latest joke going around school is this:
Q: What's the biggest bell at Young-il HS?
A: Cam-bell.

Lastly, it snowed today. Starting at lunch, then for about an hour: heavy clumpy wet blobs, none of which stuck to the ground. I came outside and caught a few flakes on my tongue, which prompted Assistant Principal Kim to do the same, laughing like crazy. The air was thick with it for a while here west of the river; by quitting time, the sky was clear and the temp. was around 50 F. Still, my first snow in Korea. Right now, it's 40 F in Seoul, 36 F in Atlanta. I'll take it as a sign.

Survey Says ...

When I first started thinking about coming to Korea, back in May of this year, the main things I associated with the country, the War and M*A*S*H aside, were LG (makers of my cell phone), Samsung and Hyundai.

Thanks to my old old college roomie, who was half-Korean, next came kimchi. She never once made Korean barbecue or bulgogi, that I can remember, but there was plenty of rice and kimchi. Anyway, below that on my list, and a long way down, would come the 1988 Seoul Olympics.

It turns out I would not be alone in these associations. The daily Dong-A Ilbo reports that it:

commissioned Google to conduct surveys on keywords that best represent 30 member countries of the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development and China ...
The names most associated with Korea were Samsung; LG; Hyundai; kimchi; StarCraft; porcelain; textiles; Boa (singer); taekwondo; and personal computer games.
Korea was the only country among major economies such as the United States, China, Japan, the United Kingdom, France and Germany to have the names of companies among the top three keywords.

I'm not sure what it says about me, though, this correspondence: am I just as ignorant and superficial as the average web user, or am I the distillation of the accumulated knowledge of billions of web pages? Perhaps the answer is best left as an exercise for the reader. The kind, generous, perspicacious reader.

Cold Wind Blowing

Today's low was 25 F, and the high a little over 40 F... In Atlanta! It was the same here in Seoul, but the wind chill factor made it feel about 9 degrees colder. In the sun.

I asked Hwang about the wind chill factor this morning, and he figured out what I meant, but it's apparently not included in weather reports here. No sense in making people feel colder than they already are, I guess. It's always been my theory that the WCF and the heat index were inventions of the US weathercasting industry to punch up the numbers a bit, create a little more drama in an otherwise humdrum profession--I mean, a weatherman is lucky to get two or three reasonably devastating natural catastrophes to report on in a whole year.

Anyway, it won't get any colder tomorrow, but it won't warm up as much either--the high is supposed to be 33 F. I brought my heaviest jacket, the old school Adidas fibre-fill I've had since about 1997. I had considered buying a heavy-duty one before I left, but wanted to wait and see (not to mention the limited packing space). Still looks fine, plenty warm enough for Georgia, but ... I'll be contacting my friends at LL Bean in the next few days. I'm thinking the Baxter State parka, good to -55 F.

This Week at the Seoul Patch

1) The Pepero display disappeared from E-Mart to be replaced by ... a Christmas tree display.

2) As if on cue, the temperature dropped overnight from shirt sleeve levels to about 2 Celcius. The temp. tomorrow morning is supposed to be -5 C, which is 23 F. Winter has just blown in. Santa Claus can't be too far behind.

3) For this week's lesson, I totally ripped http://bogglesworldesl.com/ lessons/MovieLesson1.htm. Just about the only differences are my starter activity and that I converted the "Language" handout into a powerpoint which makes a little fun of "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

4) Hwang told me this morning while we walked to school that tomorrow is another examination day--so I have no classes. I have to go in and sit in my room until noon, anyway.

5) Bonus Photograph: This is the sidewalk alongside Airport Highway during my walk to school in the morning.

Art in Insa-dong

Artist Mr Yi and Principal Jun took me to Insa-dong today for a visit to Pi-wun palace, which turns out to be Changdeokgung, which I visited before. However, it is now resplendant in autumn colors. That's Jun on the left and Yi on the right of the photo. I'm the one in the middle:


Pi-wun is from the Chinese, meaning miracle garden. It refers to the "secret gardens" behind Changdeokgung; I have included a few pics below (I like using these tables to organize the photos, but despite scrutinizing the code, cannot make the annoying gap on top disappear):







Following the palace tour, we had samgyupsal at Insa-dong, served by a lovely Chinese girl.


After stuffing ourselves, we visited a few art galleries in Insa-dong. First, here are three public art installations, the third of which should look familiar to readers of the updated "Neighborhood Art" post--the artist, I now know, is Chung Kuk-taek:




Insa-dong is a street in Jongno-gu with several side streets (Insa-dong-1-gil, Insa-dong-2-gil, etc) which is exclusively populated with art galleries, craft shops, traditional tea houses, and cafes and restaurants. Very artsy, and as you might expect, a lot of it is crap. Below are just a few of the better pieces (in my opinion) in the galleries we visited--at least the ones that allowed photography.









As we were leaving, we came across ddok--rice cakes--being made in the traditional fashion.

Silk Road Museum and Nepal Museum

I went to the Silk Road and Nepal Museums in Insa-dong, and the hike up the long, twisty mountain road made me wonder if I was actually talking the silk road to Nepal. Here is a view looking down to the first turn:


The museum was in an inauspicious, three-story building tucked into the side of the mountain, with a fabulous view.





The Silk Road Museum and the Nepal Museum occupy the same spaces in the building to the extent one really doesn't know where one leaves off and the other begins. This is furthered by the almost complete lack of interpretive material in English.

That being said, it is a charming little place, with scads of antique weapons from ancient Chinese cannon to nineteenth century pistols, juxtaposed against a modern collection of anti-war posters. There are numerous display cases protecting objets d'art with provenance ranging from Turkmenistan to Beijing, and everywhere in between. However, much of the catalogue is actually lying out in the open, stacked in corners, or on tables or filling little closets--temple bricks and roofing tiles from Nepal, silk goods, saddles, animal fur saddlebags, carvings, huge pots, mannekins dressed in antique garb. (I have virtually nothing to add to the photos, so I have not included 'alt tags' for you to read on mouseover.)















When I finally finished wandering through the place, three adjummas, one of them apparently the proprietor, invited me to join them for a few tiny cups of tea. I'm not sure if that was as extra or if it was included with the W 5,000 admission.